blameitonyourheart:

Hello, everyone.

It’s a surprise party for you.

siterlas:

wow okay guess what just shot up to the top of my tv catch-up list

Kurt: I’ll pack a lunch, we’ll rent a boat, and breathe something other than car exhaust for a few hours. And the good news for you, cell phone coverage.
[phone rings]
Diane: Hold on a second. [switches to other line] Hello?
Jack: You don’t hate me, right?
Diane: Uh, Jack? Hello.
Jack: I said I’d take you out some other time so I’m calling to find out that other time.
Diane: When do you have in mind?
Jack: I was thinking Friday night. Unwind after work…
Diane: I, um, but… Can you hold on a second? [tries to switch to other line] Kurt?
Jack: No, Jack.
Diane: Oh. Hold on a second, um…
Jack: Who’s Kurt?
Diane: He’s, uh, he’s just a… a business associate. I will be right back…
Jack: Jack.
Diane: Jack. Hold on. [switches to other line] Hello?
Kurt: Look. If Horse Tail lake doesn’t cut it for you then we can —
Diane: No no no, it sounds fun. When were you thinking?
Kurt: Saturday morning. Pick you up at eight.
Diane: Perfect, I will see you then. Bye. [switches to other line] Still there?
Jack: Yup.
Diane: Friday night sounds good.